I know Pawnee isn’t Paris or London or Chicago, but it’s a great place to live and work and serving the goofballs in this town is an honor and a privilege. And yes, every town claims its diner’s waffles are the best in the world. But somewhere, in some town, there really are the best waffles in the world. So delicious and rich and golden brown that anyone who tasted them would decide never to leave that town. Somewhere, those waffles exist. Why can’t it be here?
